We're all fairly drunk here
yeah? So             when Lucy claimed
                       I cared for nothing
                                    but booze
                   & the continued survival
             of the Tree Kangaroo
                          I didn't disagree. In fact,
                     it was so rare,
                    we didn't argue once that day
         over the true intent
                               behind Hot Tub Time Machine
                 or even the night I pretended
                                to fall asleep
          instead of snorting free coke
                     with local dream pop celebs.
              [update: my first reader
                                     just informed
       it wasn't actually dream pop celebs
                           it was their tour manager, hence
                       all that free
            coke] You know? I -
                      I'm not even doing my job today.
                               Had I remembered
                   my albeit kind boss was off
                               I'd still be in bed
              constantly hounded by the hounds.
                 Home ownership will be the end of you & I
                                 but so will our rent.
                              Do you see a way out?
                        For them?                 No.
        For us, silly.            We have to find one.
                     They're not gonna let us
                                   go softly into anywhere